I do not crumble.

Hello, my name is Maria. I like Neopets, Fraggle Rock, the Muppets, Labyrinth, Sesame Street, DuckTales and Darkwing Duck... a lot.

abductedbyalienaishas:

If you ever wondered what an acara sounds like, well, it sounds like a possessed child.

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get-elain-a-horse:

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

get-elain-a-horse:

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

poogle-races:

theusulsuspect:

blizzardlizard:

War updates are on hold because Kanrik needs to sober up first.

kanrik is tired of your mummy personal attacks

I made a thing, i’m sorry.

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cartrnan:

"The mall is offering 60% off anything in the mall to the first 20 people inside, they are calling it…BLACK FRIDAY"

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buzzfeed:

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

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yamatohatake:

jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

yamatohatake:

jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

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